Ted Berg asks the all important question. Here’s my answer: You know that scene in Braveheart when the first little band of Scotsmen take over a English fort and kill the guy who executed William Wallace’s lady friend? And William Wallace (Mel Gibson) gives a short “tell them Scotland is free” speech to the Englishmen he releases? And at the end of his speech, he turns to his men and says “burn it”?
I’d probably give that exact speech, out of context, ending with the “burn it” command and then setting the ball on fire. Just because. Derek Jeter is the worst.