What Would You Do with Derek Jeter’s 3K Ball?

Ted Berg asks the all important question. Here’s my answer: You know that scene in Braveheart when the first little band of Scotsmen take over a English fort and kill the guy who executed William Wallace’s lady friend? And William Wallace (Mel Gibson) gives a short “tell them Scotland is free” speech to the Englishmen he releases? And at the end of his speech, he turns to his men and says “burn it”?

I’d probably give that exact speech, out of context, ending with the “burn it” command and then setting the ball on fire. Just because. Derek Jeter is the worst.

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2 responses to “What Would You Do with Derek Jeter’s 3K Ball?

  1. I would have thrown it back on the field. Right there. Jeter is just the worst.

  2. Patrick, I would have cheered you and then charged the field with half of me painted blue (the other half orange) screaming and wielding a 6′ sword.

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